Another Day, Another Blog

June 4, 2007

Drive-by letters

Filed under: the joy of life, what not to say — iamza @ 2:06 pm

Dear Lady in the snazzy new mini behind me,

Your car may indeed be bright and shiny and red, but this does not make it a fire engine. I do not have to get out of your way, and I will not drive more quickly just because your bumper is practically touching my rear number plate.

No love, etc.

Dear Fiat,

Thank you kindly for the recall notice on my Fiat Panda. As you can imagine, I was somewhat disconcerted to learn that the car I have been driving for these past ten months has a problem that could cause the engine to catch fire. If you’ll excuse me now, I feel I should probably give your service centre a call, before my car explodes! 

With thanks, etc.

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